How do I love me? Let me count the ways…
First of all, I am ridiculously smart.
Ridiculously!
2. I have very pretty feet.
3. And some smokin’ hot curves.
4. I can say “NO” in all of the world’s languages. When one doesn’t work, I use another.
5. I am easy to please. I only need two things*.
6. Wildlife creatures LOVE me. I love that about me!
7. I have a nice smile.
8. And I love to laugh. Just saying that makes me laugh. Hahahahahahaha…
9. I once went in a contest to see who could do the plank pose the longest. I lasted 5 whole minutes. I didn’t win, but I was so proud of myself.
10. And finally, I really love that I love to read.
Oh, and one more thing, while we’re on the topic of ME: I love to quote other people but pretend it was my original thought. Here is my original thought for the day:
If you can’t love The Worst about me, then you don’t deserve The Best of me.**
Alright, enough about me.
What about you? What do you love about me?
( hahahahahaha… still laughing at number 8 )
* Only a slight exaggeration.
**Fine! It’s Norma Jean’s brilliant quote.
